Woke George Clooney Turns Down Role as Waiter because He’s ‘Not a Waiter’

Actor George Clooney says he has turned down a major role in an upcoming film for…

‘Vicious Dogs’ Part of New Government Plan to Enforce Face Mask Mandates

The US government has unleashed a canine army to help enforce face mask mandates in areas…

AT&T Hires Army of Karens to Deal with Angry Karens Overwhelming Support Lines

Overwhelmed with angry customer complaints, AT&T is fighting fire with fire by only hiring women named…

New Game: Defend Your Home or Hand Out Water Bottles to Protesters

When a mob of angry protesters appears at your front door, what do you do? That’s…

Police Prepare for ‘Violent Boomer Unrest’ as Word Spreads Schools May Remain Closed

Police are gearing up for another round of rioting as parents across the nation began receiving…

CDC Proposes ‘Insane’ Public Service Announcements to Stop Covid Spread

The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) will soon debut a series of public service announcements aimed…