New iPhone App Automatically Determines if Facebook Post is Racist

A California company is helping social media users determine if the content they are consuming is…

Donald Trump Jr. Given Pass to Hunt Bald Eagles in Alaska

Donald Trump Jr. has been granted a rare license to hunt bald eagles in Alaska. “This…

Hospital Billing Clerk Plants ‘Hero’ Sign in Front Yard

ATLANTA – A collections office employee has placed a sign in her yard, letting neighbors know…

Sesame Street Declares Itself Autonomous Zone in New Season of Children’s Show

Producers of Sesame Street announced new changes to the beloved children’s show, including the street being…

Poll Shows Facebook Posts About Working Out Make People Like You Less

A new poll reveals most Americans have a negative view of social media posts that depict…

Smokers Cough Leads to Building Evacuation as Covid Paranoia Rises

A four story office building in Seattle was evacuated after several employees heard the sounds of…

Trump Causes Stink by Touting Importance of Showering

President Donald Trump is under attack for suggesting daily showering as a way to curb the…

‘I’ll Add Zeros to Money’ – Kanye Vows to Change One Dollar Bills to Ten Dollar Bills if Elected President

Rapper and clothing mogul Kanye West says he will add “more zeros” to US currency if…

Town Replaces Police with Billboards of Finger Waiving Moms

A small town in Oregon is optimistic after defunding the police and diverting the money to…

Hollywood Covid: Celebrities Lash Out About Having to Do Things Themselves

Social distancing and lockdown orders have been tough for most Americans, but nobody is being hit…

Mexico Finally Agrees to Pay for Border Wall… to ‘Keep Sick Americans Out’

In a surprising announcement on Monday, the White House stated Mexico will pay for a wall…

Joe Biden Announces Himself as Presidential Running Mate

In a shocking statement from Joe Biden, the presidential candidate announced he would be his pick…

FBI Questions Hillary Clinton About Upcoming Ghislaine Maxwell Suicide

Lawyers for Hillary Clinton say she is innocent of the impending death of Jeffrey Epstein associate…

Teacher Secretly Revels in Covid School Closings

She tells her students she misses them and can’t wait to get back to the classroom,…

Trump Orders Treasury Department to Mint ‘Lucky 7 Dollar Bills’

President Donald Trump has ordered the US Treasury Department to begin minting “lucky seven dollar bills”…

Trump Posts Blank Tweet, Sends America into Tailspin

President Donald Trump posted a blank tweet to Twitter on Monday, sending the country into a…

Senate Considers New Law that would Make Karen Jokes a Hate Crime

It’s tough to be a Karen these days. The name Karen, according to pretty much everyone…

Woman Who Tells Boss ‘This Place Will Fall Apart Without Me’ Surprised When It Didn’t

A Florida receptionist was fired after demanding a raise and claiming the law firm she works…

New DNA Evidence Solves 30 Year Old Cold Case of Who Spit Gum on New Sidewalk

It’s a mystery that has plagued the small community of Lubbock, Texas for nearly three decades.…

Study: Less Attractive People Thriving in Face Mask Era, Pretty People Irked

A new study reveals aesthetically challenged people are happier and achieving more now that much of…

Obama Furious Trump Pulled Off The Tan Suit

It was a serious time in America. All eyes were on violence in the Ukraine and…

Duke Boys Replace Stars & Bars with Canadian Flag, Rename Car ‘General Leef’

Producers of the new Dukes of Hazzard reboot announced today the show will feature some changes…

Woman With Hot Flashes Barred From Flying, Husband Disappointed She Can’t Leave

BUFFALO, NEW YORK – A Buffalo man is furious he was unable to send his wife…

‘Confederate Leaves’ Removed by Protesters, Wife Stops Nagging

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – Protesters appeared with rakes and large garbage bags at a Sacramento man’s home…

Trump Awards Himself Presidential Medal of Freedom

At an impromptu Rose Garden press gathering on Wednesday, President Donald Trump announced his latest pick…

Man Identifies as Woman Who Identifies as Man

Geoffrey Briggs knew from an early age he didn’t feel right in his own skin. The…

50 Shades of Covid: Device Designed to Curb Virus Sees Surge In Adult Sex Market

PALO ALTO, CA – Tech startup Bonanza Inc has debuted a new Bluetooth bracelet that sends…

Oklahoma Students Hold Large Black Lives Matter Protest, Also Demand Right To Dance

ELMORE CITY, OK — Students from Payson High School gathered in large numbers at Elmore City’s…

New ‘Woke Monopoly’ Brings Socialism to the Kitchen Table

Monopoly, the game that has been teaching players basic real estate investment and capitalism for decades,…

Famous Mommy Blogger Worn Down by ‘Devil Children’ Amid Covid Lockdown

For over five years, Karen Jacobson has been writing warming stories about her three children at…

Coronavirus Lockdowns Result in ‘Awful’ Fathers Day Gifts

Traditional Fathers Day gifts of tools and socks went to the wayside this year, as millions…

Joe Biden Admits Being Racist, But ‘Not As Racist As Trump’

In a rare appearance by Joe Biden, the presidential candidate admitted to being a lifelong racist,…

MLB: Abbreviated Baseball Season to be Played Via Zoom

Major League Baseball and the players union have come to an agreement on a limited season…

School Sets Social Distancing Guidelines for Bullying

As schools get ready to reconvene amid the coronavirus pandemic, one town is addressing an issue…

New CDC Guidelines Lead to Fines for Shaking Hands

Fear of a second coronavirus wave has prompted the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) to issue…

Lawbreakers Opt-In to Voluntary Arrest Programs

As cases of police brutality take center stage, some cities are turning to experimental programs that…

Gwyneth Paltrow Debuts ‘Burning Cop Car’ in New Woke Candle Line

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has found massive success with a second career as a candle-maker. Her latest…

Green Giant Latest Mascot To Hit Chopping Block

A boycott of Green Giant brand vegetables has resulted in executives exploring a change in the…

Democrats More Likely to Think Trump Gave Them Coronavirus

A recent poll indicated Democrats are more likely to think they have been infected by COVID-19…