In a shocking statement from Joe Biden, the presidential candidate announced he would be his pick as Vice Presidential running mate.
“Everyone is saying I will most likely step down within a year and my VP will take over,” Biden said via Zoom. “To ensure I finish my full term as President, I am officially announcing myself to be the next Vice President of the United States.”
The announcement was met with great fanfare from supporters.
“This shows Joe’s dedication,” said Karen Marion, a mother of four from Seattle. “Joe has eight years experience as Vice President, so there really is nobody more suited for the job.”
Analysts are being slow to weigh in on the legality of the move. “Stop calling my office with dumb questions,” Tulane University Political Science Professor Andrew McLaughlin told our researcher.
Biden concluded the announcement by assuring supporters he will be the best mayor the White House has ever seen.